We’re arrogant snobs, is what I’m saying, so please keep this in mind as I make another sweeping generalization about the young men of northern Germany. They start learning English in the 3rd grade, and I know this because I have the incredible misfortune of living right next to a primary school.Every morning I get to hear these little nerds singing English nursery rhymes while I’m trying to work: TEACHER: “The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout…” SCHOOL KIDS: “The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout…” ME: “DOWN CAME THE RAIN AND WASHED THAT FUCKER OUT! ” Anyway, their language studies continue right on up through high school, and even if they don’t pursue it any further, they’re exposed to English on a regular basis through TV, movies and music.'” Police are researching recent robbery suspects in the area, looking at nearby homeless shelters and scouring the neighborhood for more surveillance video, Doris reported.“We are asking everybody in this neighborhood, that if they know this individual to call the police immediately.
And if this is the moment when you decide to be a smart ass and google the average height between Germans and Americans only to find the difference minuscule, you can take those statistics and cram ’em: Here in northern Germany, dudes between the ages of 16 and 35 are tall .I see them every single day, and their genetic good fortune pisses me off.One day, in a social setting, I asked a medical student here in Germany why the guys seemed so tall.sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive " data-medium-file="https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=300" data-large-file="https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=798" class="wp-image-11734 size-large" src="https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=798&h=536" alt="sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive" srcset="https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=798&h=536 798w, https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=150&h=101 150w, https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=300&h=202 300w, https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/sexy-german-man-hand-down-pants-suggestive.jpg? w=768&h=516 768w, https://ohgodmywifeisgerman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/1024w" sizes="(max-width: 798px) 100vw, 798px" / Here’s the deal: I am a straight, married, American expat from Portland, Oregon, now living in Hannover, Germany. This is why, years later, single life and the one-night stands which go along with it are about as interesting to me as white hot birdshit.My wife is a scalding hot German woman with two master’s degrees and a smile so stunning it could stop your heart. I have absolutely no motivation to give out dating advice, especially when it might help young German men get a little extra honey on their stingers.
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Hell, most of my German friends even speak a limited amount of some additional and totally unnecessary language, like French. Hell no, but I triple-dog-dare you to try and find a stupid polylinguist.Something about forcing the brain to switch between languages makes it more flexible and dynamic.That, or sexy unicorns are pissing in the groundwater.Anyway, as I’ve said before, there are exceptions to every rule; not every young guy you meet here is going to be devastatingly handsome… Christ, with all the moussed hair, trendy jeans, blessed height and Olympian physiques, living in Germany is like being trapped inside one huge boyband.I believe this is because a language isn’t just a bunch of words; it’s a different way of .
Regularly alternating the way you think is going to make you a more interesting person, if not outright more intelligent.
The thing is, as a foreign blogger in a strange land, I am to make observations about the things I see around me.
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Six pack abs are everywhere, as are broad shoulders and sculpted jawlines.
This is why, on a worldwide scale of beauty from 1 to 10 — with 10 being the most beautiful — I am considered a British “7,” an American “6,” and a German “warthog.” You know what else German guys have going for them? They wear cool clothing that isn’t garish or overtly macho, and their hair tends to be stick-straight, allowing them to shape it into dazzling works of art.